voidedrogue | oo1; town of pallet.

so it occurs to me that it was prob super unnecessary to take the boat to kanto
i mean i thought hey don't pokemon games start in pallet town? i should go be there
purrincess agreed that a boat ride was an a+ choice
so i went and did the thing

(also p sure now this isn't a vivid dream go fig)

i could have stayed right in new bark town i guess and started there
i didn't break the game did i
fuck may have broke the bank a bit
2/3rds cash down
+ small chunk on all avail games for this gear thing

so kanto is where i will be either way

wait purrincess is an awful name nvm
i'll think of somethin better later

oh oh or wait i got an idea

[ After the text comes a video. The first five seconds are an absurdly close shot of Roxy's eyeballs, so uh. Enjoy that. View of the ferry walls as Roxy spins the pokégear around to show a Purrloin of impeccable class and stature. ]

I ask you, people of Pokéland, what would you name this gorgeous creature? She likes boat rides, clawing my things, and attempting to suffocate me in my sleep. Out of love, obv.

I reserve right to reject any names that are awful as fuck. I have already considered: Purrincess, Purry Herbert, and Purrity. Give me your best shot. [ Video ends with Roxy giving a thumbs up. Apparently she never thinks to introduce herself. ]

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Shenanigans are always involved, it seems to be a thing. Wow, so the gang's all here? Pfft, way to send a postcard.

[ Typical Roxy shows up late to the poképarty. ]

Don't be sorry, you didn't know the Batterhag was going to hijack you guys for her evil bullshit. [ SHRUG ] Not gonna lie, this place is p rad even if I have spent most of it so far on the ferry.

[A Chingling comes to rest on Jane's head, and she'll nod fondly. Of course shenanigans are all involved and of course they all come together again in a place like this. Doing it any other way would so not be their style- would it?]

Forgive me, both Dirk and Jake have been quite an earful. Sometimes even I get forgetful! Jake is having trouble learning how to raise baby pokémon and Dirk is being typical Dirk. Nothing new there.

[There were times she used to act very rudely against the word Batterwitch or Batterhag. But she can understand- just this once.] I still feel like I owe you an apology. For a lot of things really. [LISTEN MAN SHE MISSED HER BESTIE.] So you're going to Kanto? I'll have to make sure I make it over to visit! You definitely need to meet Dave, John, Jade and Rose. John and Rose went on a cruise recently. Dave, Dirk, Jake, Jade and myself all went venturing around Johto. We're in Violet City right now.

[To think, if you would have told Jane five or six months ago she would be going to the world of Pokémon, she would have laughed in your face.]

About as newsworthy as a duck that quacks. But good to know they didn't go fall off a cliff or something.

Well if you insist on apologizing then I insist on endless forgiveness. [ SHE MISSED YOU TOO, JANE, even if she only saw you solidly like... what, a day ago when they'd been preparing for her bday bash? NEVERTHELESS. ] You damn well better visit me, unless I visit you first. Holy frick, the gang really is all here.

How's Violet? Catch any good pokemon so far?

They truly are something. I am guess it is also really nice to just have them in my company. Everyone else around here is pretty welcoming as well. I don't think you will have much problem settling.

[THEY REALLY ARE ALL HERE, and Jane is just. She is so happy right now. She moves on to the Pokemon question because they both know that they could have feelings about friendship for an entire day.]

When I visited Ecruteak I caught this little girl, [she points the camera up at the chingling resting on her head] her name is Jingle. I'm not sure why she likes to ride up there. Ah, I also have a Happiny.

What did you start with?

Not gonna lie, I already feel super homey and I barely just got here. It's weird, but nice.

[ Imagine a thousand comments long chit chat about friendship feels. What a picture. ]

Awww, she's adorable! And looks like a "Jingle".

I have a purrloin. Whatever that is, a cat pokemon apparently. [ There's a disgruntled cat noise as Roxy drags her purrloin in front of the pokégear. ] I've been polling out for a name, folks here legit know their cat puns.

It's definitely something away from our norm, and I guess that in itself is good. We don't really need to meddle with where we are from.

[It would be epic, and long, and that would be okay.]

Ah, you've asked John right? You have met John right? He is pretty good at puns.

Ha, yeah, comparing home to here is like comparing... lasers and waffle houses. [ Worst metaphor, Roxy did you even try. ] It's a lot... I don't know, it's a whole different plane of existence. Legit.

I have met John! Not here, back home, but he did impress with his awful puns.

It's peaceful here, that is the biggest difference. [Waffle Houses and lasers? Come on Roxy.]

Make sure to run into him here, he should be with his girlfriend Rose. [Nod nod nod.] He's bound to have something up his sleeve.

Haha, understatement. Back home was turning into a fricking disaster zone.

Putting it on my to-do list! Though meeting Rose was on my list already, so if the two come as a set then that's two cats with one giant book.

oo1; town of pallet.

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