oo1; town of pallet.

[voidedrogue]

so it occurs to me that it was prob super unnecessary to take the boat to kanto
i mean i thought hey don't pokemon games start in pallet town? i should go be there
purrincess agreed that a boat ride was an a+ choice
so i went and did the thing

(also p sure now this isn't a vivid dream go fig)

i could have stayed right in new bark town i guess and started there
i didn't break the game did i
fuck may have broke the bank a bit
2/3rds cash down
+ small chunk on all avail games for this gear thing

so kanto is where i will be either way

wait purrincess is an awful name nvm
i'll think of somethin better later

oh oh or wait i got an idea

[ After the text comes a video. The first five seconds are an absurdly close shot of Roxy's eyeballs, so uh. Enjoy that. View of the ferry walls as Roxy spins the pokégear around to show a Purrloin of impeccable class and stature. ]

I ask you, people of Pokéland, what would you name this gorgeous creature? She likes boat rides, clawing my things, and attempting to suffocate me in my sleep. Out of love, obv.

I reserve right to reject any names that are awful as fuck. I have already considered: Purrincess, Purry Herbert, and Purrity. Give me your best shot. [ Video ends with Roxy giving a thumbs up. Apparently she never thinks to introduce herself. ]

Comments

[voidedrogue]

hi jade!
we have met but guessing shenanigans means you havent met me
which maybe for the best rly it was not a great meet up
but i could tell ur cool

thats good to hear i dont wanna break the game on day one
ty ty
haha she might but she also might claw my face off
shes been givin me p dirty looks at some of my ideas

[gardentrainer]

oh nooooo
im sorry :(
i was so excited to meet everyone
i dont know why it would be not great :/

maybe you can write all the names on slips of paper and let her choose
that way she doesnt get mad at your choice and she gets a pretty awesome name!

[voidedrogue]

oh no no sorries
its not your fault
the batterwitch decided she needed some brainwashed henchwomen
it was no big deal trust me

ooo there's an idea
ur a genius jade :3
let her pick out of a hat which one feels ~right~

[gardentrainer]

oh :(
suddenly jakes reaction makes a little more sense
he said i was really weird when he saw me :/

i bet shell love her name :D
a name you considered and one she wanted!

[voidedrogue]

buuuuut good news is u arent like that now
which is def for the better

a team effort
then neither of us can complain

[gardentrainer]

i hope i stop being like that
i dont want to be like that :(

everyone is happy! :D

[voidedrogue]

im sure itll turn out alright
things usually do
one way or another
u feel me

[ THOUGH YOU DID GET A HOUSE DROPPED ON YOU, but Roxy's not sure mentioning that would be... nice. ]

[gardentrainer]

yeah!
im sure ill be back to normal in no time
then we can finally win the game

[Probably for the best.]

[voidedrogue]

winning games > losing games
as a gamer i always play to win tbh
tho i guess in our game you cant lose and try again from a save point

[gardentrainer]

im sure well win!
we didnt come all the way to your session just to lose!!! :D

[voidedrogue]

was it a long journey to our session?
like so long you ran out of lame car ride songs to sing
or short enough you might as well have taken a nap and blink and you were there

[gardentrainer]

it took us three years traveling at the speed of light
so it was long enough to sleep a lot and run out of songs to sing and also things to do
i didnt really mind but three years is a long time to be able to talk to your friends again!!!!!

[voidedrogue]

holy SHIT
wow i would go nuts unable to talk to my friends for three years
like literally bonkers
how did you survive???

[gardentrainer]

i was traveling with a few people so i wasnt alone :D
i used to live on an island with just my dog so i was always pretty patient about things
i knew that i would see and speak to them again
i just had to wait
sometimes the only thing i could do was wait for it to happen

[voidedrogue]

well thats good at least
being alone would be trash
its no fun being alone

haha you and jake both livin alone on an island
tho he didnt have a dog as far as i kno
too nerdy for a dog probs

[gardentrainer]

even if i was alone i would be ok i think :)

:|a
hmm
i wonder if you guys had a bec equivalent of some kind
i think i would be really sad if i didnt have bec to grow up with :(

[voidedrogue]

well what was bec like
besides a dog im presumin theyre your dog

i think there were some animal like things livin on jakes island from like
alternia?
thx to the batterwitch
but uh p sure they werent all super friendly n stuff

[gardentrainer]

he was a dog!!!
i dont know...
he was dog like???
very loyal though :)

living on an island kind of has you assuming that not everything on it was peaceful
but jake could definitely hold his own right?????
...right?