oo1; town of pallet.

[voidedrogue]

so it occurs to me that it was prob super unnecessary to take the boat to kanto
i mean i thought hey don't pokemon games start in pallet town? i should go be there
purrincess agreed that a boat ride was an a+ choice
so i went and did the thing

(also p sure now this isn't a vivid dream go fig)

i could have stayed right in new bark town i guess and started there
i didn't break the game did i
fuck may have broke the bank a bit
2/3rds cash down
+ small chunk on all avail games for this gear thing

so kanto is where i will be either way

wait purrincess is an awful name nvm
i'll think of somethin better later

oh oh or wait i got an idea

[ After the text comes a video. The first five seconds are an absurdly close shot of Roxy's eyeballs, so uh. Enjoy that. View of the ferry walls as Roxy spins the pokégear around to show a Purrloin of impeccable class and stature. ]

I ask you, people of Pokéland, what would you name this gorgeous creature? She likes boat rides, clawing my things, and attempting to suffocate me in my sleep. Out of love, obv.

I reserve right to reject any names that are awful as fuck. I have already considered: Purrincess, Purry Herbert, and Purrity. Give me your best shot. [ Video ends with Roxy giving a thumbs up. Apparently she never thinks to introduce herself. ]

Comments

[ghostytrainer]

uhh...nope!
i do not remember derse jail. guess it hasn't happened for me yet.
though...now i'm curious as to what i did to end up in jail. apparently with you?
wouldn't have seen something like that coming.

uhh...i dunno who fefeta is but i'm going to try and piece together context clues here and guess that she's...some kind of weird fusion of nepeta and feferi?
you're going to have to explain that one to me.
that kind of sounds like it has a story to it.
juggalo corpse thrower would be gamzee i guess? he's the only juggalo troll that i know of.
and there are two blue serkets. but i'm going to guess that you met vriska because aranea doesn't really seem like a bitch.
long winded as hell, but a relatively harmless nerd.

[AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...]

[voidedrogue]

you were visiting actually
like you just fooshed in to say hi
then fooshed away again
after a nice peptalk

well the reason juggalo corpse thrower is a juggalo corpse thrower
is cause he threw troll corpses into our sprites to prototype them
w/o asking i might add but tbh fefeta was the bomb so whatevs

i wouldnt know which serket would be which but this one had short hair
musta been dead before cause she stole a lifey ring thing and wouldnt give it up
she also had an attitude you just wanna punch
like a smug "oh look at me im sooooo smrt every1 bask in my glory~"
corpse guy was more likeable and that dude was cray

[ghostytrainer]

huh. well that sure sounds like me.
i do do a lot of fooshing and and out of places. and sometimes i give peptalks.
i hope it helped??
but this now raises the question of what YOU were doing in jail.

that...ok yeah i'm going to guess that was gamzee i don't see who else it could possibly be.
and short haired serket is aranea wait
that ring wouldn't have happened to been a plain gold band, would it?
kinda looks like a wedding ring?

[Did he fuck up. Son of a bitch he fucked up didn't he? Dammit.]

[voidedrogue]

it did help tho i still couldnt make a dumb spikeball
the batterwitch captured my ass and tossed me in there!
well she had a brainwashed lackey do it this time but

it was def a wedding ring like ring
actually u were going off to find it for my friend callie post jail peptalk
idk how serket got a hold of it but she wouldnt hand it over
super rude

[ Isn't Homestuck's tagline basically "someone fucked up"? ]

[ghostytrainer]

booo batterwitch and brainwashed lackeys.
that sucks. :(
wait so i just left and didn't even bust you out of the slammer while i was at it?
what the hell future john.

obviously i don't know how she stole my ring either since that hasn't happened for me yet.
but it looks like i kinda fucked up my promise to meenah on top of not being able to help your friend.
i told her i'd give the ring to somebody else so she wouldn't be able to steal it from me because apparently she couldn't just...not steal it?
something to do with my dumb nerd face and irresistible wedgies, idk she was fucking weird even for a troll.
ugh. fuck. i'm really disappointed in my future self right now on about ten different levels.

[voidedrogue]

legit unfun let me tell you
... i didnt even realize you didnt
wow john
i guess i was chill enough there

time shenanigans are confusing as shit
that
that does sound extra weird even for a troll uh
that girl must be nuts
aw dude dont be disappoint
everyone screws up this or that every now and then
tbh right now i think everything is just one big
"oh man we effed up didnt we :("
like overall that is the status of home

[ghostytrainer]

i apologize for my dumbss future self.
if you're ever in prison here, i'll be sure to actually bust you out.
it'll be great.

she skewers me with her stupid trident once every time i see her. :/
i think the only reason she didn't last time was because i disappeared suddenly and unexpectedly.
so yeah. just a little slightly extra weird.
that's a good way of putting it but i'm still just...dammit john, you had one job. ONE JOB.

[voidedrogue]

oh man now i wanna get thrown in prison just to see how you bust me out
i can just see it now itd be beautiful
put it on my to do list

trident? i got choked by a bitch with a trident once
and ofc theres the batterwitch n her trident
everything is weird john
like that describes EVERYTHING it is weird