voidedrogue | oo1; town of pallet.

so it occurs to me that it was prob super unnecessary to take the boat to kanto
i mean i thought hey don't pokemon games start in pallet town? i should go be there
purrincess agreed that a boat ride was an a+ choice
so i went and did the thing

(also p sure now this isn't a vivid dream go fig)

i could have stayed right in new bark town i guess and started there
i didn't break the game did i
fuck may have broke the bank a bit
2/3rds cash down
+ small chunk on all avail games for this gear thing

so kanto is where i will be either way

wait purrincess is an awful name nvm
i'll think of somethin better later

oh oh or wait i got an idea

[ After the text comes a video. The first five seconds are an absurdly close shot of Roxy's eyeballs, so uh. Enjoy that. View of the ferry walls as Roxy spins the pokégear around to show a Purrloin of impeccable class and stature. ]

I ask you, people of Pokéland, what would you name this gorgeous creature? She likes boat rides, clawing my things, and attempting to suffocate me in my sleep. Out of love, obv.

I reserve right to reject any names that are awful as fuck. I have already considered: Purrincess, Purry Herbert, and Purrity. Give me your best shot. [ Video ends with Roxy giving a thumbs up. Apparently she never thinks to introduce herself. ]

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Really? How long have you been here?

I'll have been here two years, come April --- long enough to see some of the strangest that this world has to offer, at any rate.

Hoooooly shit that's a long time. Do you ever miss your home? [ blurting out a prying question oops ]

[ONE THAT HITS HIM RIGHT IN THE FEELINGS]

Well, obviously I do, given that I unwillingly arrived here two years ago.

...Admittedly, I wasn't at home when I was taken, but regardless... really, I'd give a lot to see England again.

oo1; town of pallet.

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